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>>Any suggestions.  Is this typical of the British car?  Thanks for your 
>help!
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>Jack Isbell
>Memphis, NY
     Jack. I'm sorry to break this news to you but your TR8 has gone
     bad. Like a bannana left too long your car has become overripe.
     You can either make Triumph Bread, if you have a large enough
     blender or, you can dispose of it in a sanitary manner.
     Allow me to lend my assistance. I have an "over-ripe Triumph"
     disposal service. I will come to your door, pick up your TR
     transport it in an enviromentally safe manner and dispose of it.
Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois        1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, JACK.  I'LL GIVE YOU $5.00 for it.
Dave
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