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Grizzley bears (no lbc, but it's so stupid it's funny)

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Subject: Grizzley bears (no lbc, but it's so stupid it's funny)
From: Gbouff1@aol.com
Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 20:06:09 EDT

> Subject: FW: Grizzly Bears
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> A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their
> lives
> studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective
> governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears.
>
> Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to NY and
> on
> west to Yellowstone. They reported to the ranger station and were told
> that
> it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and
> study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance, and
> finally
> the ranger relented.
>
> The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report
> in
> every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard
> from
> the two scientists.
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> The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely
> ravaged,
> with no sign of the missing men.  They followed the trail of a male and
> a
> female bear.
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> They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out
> if
> she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international
> incident.
>
> They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains
> of
> the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what
> this
> means, don't you?"
>
> The other ranger responded, "Of course..."
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>  You're gonna love this...
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>  "The Czech is in the male."
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