Humor and a request

[David Massey <105671.471@compuserve.com>]

Message text written by Reginald Tulk
>So my loving fiancé sends me the following  with a note saying "pay
special attention to the triumph one"
Who's got POSITIVE ones for "triumph" or "spitfire"?

(and don't start bashing my fiancé - she loves me and my cars - even tho
she calls my spitfire "the coffin"!!)

      CAR NAMES EXPLAINED
 AUDI:
<snip>
 TRIUMPH:
   The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

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How about :
Trancend Routine, Innocuous, Utilitarian Purveyances Here
Transportation Rationalizers Underestimate Perceived Hearaldry
Dave

(OK, OK, You do better!)  

P.S. And no fair using intermediary words.