Change "Chicago" to "Canada" and you have the original version <grin>
Jim
greenman62@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >From: "bruce britt" <bebritt@gate.net>
> >Reply-To: "bruce britt" <bebritt@gate.net>
> >To: "Triumph Mailing List" <triumphs@autox.team.net>
> >Subject: Was "Thanks Speedo-O/D Lube"... Ya call that cold?
> >Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 18:53:01 -0500
>
> >Mid 30's in central Fl tonight. Brrrrrrrrr
> >
> >Bruce 64 TR 4 CT 37049LO
>
> Bruce and all
>
> Noticing your commnent about it being a bit cool in Florida.
>
> Coincidentally my daughter, who lives in Chicago just sent this
> temperature conversion chart. I know it's been posted in the past
> but I'm sendind it on anyway for our new bretheren and for those
> who haven't seen it in a while
>
> >> >For you Chicago natives, transplants and alumni.....!
> >
> > >>Subject: Chicago Temperature Conversion Chart
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 60 above
> > >>>> Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
> > >>>> Chicago people sunbathe.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 50 above
> > >>>> New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> > >>>> Chicago people plant gardens.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 40 above
> > >>>> Italian cars won't start.
> > >>>> Chicago people drive with the windows down.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 32 above
> > >>>> Distilled water freezes.
> > >>>> Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 20 above
> > >>>> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> > >>>> Chicago people have the last cook-out before
> > >>>> it gets cold.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 15 above
> > >>>> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > >>>> Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 0 -
> > >>>> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> > >>>> Chicago people lick the flagpole.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 20 below
> > >>>> People in Miami cease to exist.
> > >>>> Chicago people get out their winter coats.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 40 below
> > >>>> Hollywood disintegrates.
> > >>>> Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies
> > >>>> door to door.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 60 below
> > >>>> Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
> > >>>> Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter
> > >>>> Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 80 below
> > >>>> Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> > >>>> Chicago people rent some videos.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 100 below
> > >>>> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> > >>>> Chicago people get frustrated when they can't
> > >>>> thaw the keg.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 297 below
> > >>>> Microbial life survives on dairy products.
> > >>>> Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold
> > >>>> hands.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 460 below
> > >>>> ALL atomic motion stops.
> > >>>> Chicago people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for
> > >>>> ya?"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 500 below
> > >>>> Hell freezes over.
> > >>>> The Chicago Cubs win the World Series
>
> Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois
> 1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
>
> That's not a leak... My car's just marking its territory...
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