Age: 38
Education: During my youth I acted as a stunt double for Albert Einstein at
various Ivy League colleges. Then, after a short interlude to invent the
internet with Al Gore, I pursued an EE doctorate in which my thesis was the
sex life of Joseph Lucas.
Marital status: Would all practicing divorce lawyers please send their
resumes to me at the above address?
Employment: During the 1980's I cornered the market on frequent flier miles
and converted them into my own airline, Semi-Virgin Air. After cashing in
the IPO on Svair, I created an internet book sales company, macho.com, which
has never made a cent but I'm going to sell it for $3 billion tomorrow.
British cars owned: I maintained Emma Peel's Lotus while I was in grade
school, and later was the behind-the-scenes genius with Chapman's racing
efforts. My street vehicles have included a Triumph Mayflower, Austin A-40,
Marcos, Bond Equipe, McLaren, MG Magnette, Rover 2000, and Sunbeam Rapier.
Current vehicles: Semi-operational 1970 Triumph GT6+ and only slightly more
operational 1964 Volvo 122s. (Yes the "s" is for sport although Volvo
defines "sport" slightly differently than the rest of the world.)
Movie star to which I bear the closest resemblance: Mr. Bean
Wish that I've never before revealed to anyone: That this thread will soon
be put to rest.
-- Andy in MN
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