Just a joke, not particularly Xmas orientated, but a joke non the
less!!!
Her Majesty The Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was
being given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a room
where you could see a man masturbating wildly through the window. Of
course, the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as
to why these activities were allowed in the hospital. "Ah," said the
Doctor. "Now although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have
witnessed that, in fact, that poor patient is suffering from a very
debilitating condition. He produces so much sperm that
unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day, his testicles will explode."
"Oh," said Her Majesty. "Well, in that case, I suppose I can
understand." A little further on down the corridor they passed another
room. The door was open, and through it, you could see a nurse who
was clearly giving a patient a blow job. "Goodness gracious!"
shrieked Her Majesty. "I demand an explanation for this kind of sordid
goings-on!" "Ah," said the Doctor. "Same problem, better health
plan."
Cheerio and Happy Christmas, we're having a power cut here soon, so I'll
most probably hear from you all in the New Year.
Rich
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