OK, I started it with:
>>>>> You are WRONG, Castrol-breath!
Tom O'Malley's query:
>>>> Hahahah...can this message really be
>>>> coming from the mild-mannered Mr. Mace?...
>>>> That Ford dealer has NO IDEA of how close he came to seeing the
>>>> "wrath of Mace"! :-)
Great film starring Henry Fonda, right?
Joe Curry's brief reSPITe:
>>> I've heard (but can't actually verify) that you have never been
>>> attacked until you've been Maced!!!!
Gee, never heard THAT one before (except all through the 1960s and ever
since...) ;-)
Larry Hooven, on probation for his gearbox removal suggestions, asked:
>> after cowering for over a week, i can verify this fact.........can i
>> come out of my corner now?????
Yes. See Warden Curry; he'll give you $5.00 and a new suit.
Finally, Gregory "duck and cover" P. offers the pentultimate quip:
> You call that an attack?!? That was more like "a grazing Mace"
Greg unfortunately has had to leave the list, as he'll be taking the
corner previously occupied by a Mr. L. Hooven.
--Andy
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* Andrew Mace e-mail: amace@unix2.nysed.gov *
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* Mrs Irrelevant: Oh, is it a jet? *
* Man: Well, no... It's not so much of a jet, it's more your, er, *
* Triumph Herald engine with wings. *
* -- The Cut-price Airline Sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus *
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Wait, I know that hymn, Greg. A bagpipe favorite (in itself perhaps an
oxymoron), right? Let's see..."A Grazing Mace, how sweet the sound that
saved a wrench like me? I once was lost, but now I'm found; was blind and
drove an MG...."
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