This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a
>>fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
>>
>>The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned
off:
>>"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
>>
>>The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments,
>>"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
>>
>>The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder
>>reproduced 120 times last year."
>>
>>Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
>>What do YOU say to that?!"
>>
>>Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
>>
>>The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen
>>reproduced 365 times last year!"
>>
>>The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day,
>>every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
>>
>>The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back,
>>"Sure, once a day!.......
>>But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!"
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