Got this from the Lotus cars list, thought you might enjoy!
>Top 10 Signs YOU Might Be A D.P.O. In The Making:
>
>10. You take advantage of Honest Eddie's $39.95 Engine Rebuild Summer Sale
>9. You wonder why people buy new tires when retreads are so much cheaper
>8. Engine running rough? Crank up the fuel mixture!!
>7. You install a stylish and trendy trunk luggage rack
>6. A little water from the sunroof keeps the leather moisturized
>5. You shop for hoses at the hardware store
>4. Chrome is so passe; might as well just spray it body color, more or
>less...
>3. V-12 has 3 times as much oil as other cars, so you change it 1/3 as often
>2. On a white car, dings can be covered with toothpaste
>1. Car runs hot in summer, cold in winter, it averages out okay!
>
>Hope you enjoy.
>-Bry
>
Atwell (Buff) Haines
'79 Spitfire FM96062
Succasunna, NJ USA
CarBuff@scooter.net
"There are three types of people in this world:
those that are good with numbers, and those that aren't."
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