Trevor Boicey wrote:
>
> Three car fanatics were walking along the sidewalk when
> a naked woman fell from above and met her death in
> front of them. The men are shocked, but calmly decide
> to cover the body and call for the police.
>
> The first man removes his MGs cap and uses it to
> cover the woman's left breast.
>
> The second man thinks this is a good idea and removes
> his Triumph hat to cover the woman's right breast.
>
> The third man is a Porsche driver and he uses his cap
> to cover the woman's genital area.
>
> When the policeman shows up, he lifts the MGs cap,
> scribbles something into his notepad, and replaces it.
>
> He next lifts the Triumph cap, scribbles, and replaces
> it as well.
>
> He comes to the Porsche hat, lifts it, and appears
> baffled. He replaces the hat, thinks for a few moments,
> lifts it again, and appears puzzled.
>
> "What's wrong officer" ask the men.
>
> "I don't understand" he says. "Normally when I see one
> of these there is an asshole underneath".
>
> --
> Trevor Boicey
> Ottawa, Canada
> tboicey@brit.ca
> http://www.brit.ca/~tboicey/
Clever Trevor!
Joe '63 Spit
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