Just a joke I heard this morning, hope you like it:-
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go
home and think of a story and then conclude the moral to that story.....
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story
and little Suzy raises her hand.
"My Dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the ckicken eggs on the truck and
drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump
and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
When the teacher asks for the moral of the story, Suzy replies "Don't keep all
your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Lucy... "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take
the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12
eggs hatched."
... Teacher asks for the moral of the story...Lucy replies "Don't count your
chickens before they're hatched."
Last is little Billy ... "My Uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was
shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a
case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case
of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese
soldiers. He shot 70 of them with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so
he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete
broke, so he killed the last 10 with his bare hands."
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there could possibly be any moral
to this story... Billy replies "Don't f*** with Uncle Ted when he's been
drinking!!"
sorry about the lack of LBC content, but I thought it was funny(S'posse that
could be my strange sense of humour though :-))
ps, it's MOT time today for my Spit, how many failure points will it get?? I
can think of 8, broke front number plate, worn steering joint, chassis plate
missing, horn don't work, holes in the floor, possibly low tread on one rear
tyre, seat belts a bit crap, rusty sharp edges(All over). Anyone care to guess
for any others??? :-)
Oh, and possibly emissions, I can't remember whether a '73 is covered by the
emission laws yet!!!
Rich
Northampton
England.
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