An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you
will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business...you gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another
man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and say "times up"
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