The Business Proposal
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to
someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and
said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me. But the girl still said
NO. Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a
moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask
him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to
get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call
back. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She said "The bastard used coins."
Management lesson: ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY
BEFORE AGREEING TO IT AND GETTING SCREWED!
Rich Rock
Pottstown, PA
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