>A man goes to a pig farmer to buy a pig for a pig roast. He asks the
>farmer for a 75 lb pig since he's figured this out to the person. The
>farmer says "Well, let's see if I kin find one." The farmer wades out into
>the pen and picks up a smallish pig and sticks the tail in his mouth and
>releases the pig letting it dangle by the tail. He lets the pig go and
>says "Nope, that one is too light."
>
>"What are you doing?" exclaimes the man and the farmer explains that that
>is how he and his family weighs pigs. "You mean you can tell the weight of
>a pig with your mouth?". "Yup." says the farmer and calls his son over to
>demonstrate. Jr. wades out into the pen and picks out another pig and
>repeats the process and proclaims "Nope, too heavy."
>
>"So everyone in your family can do this?" ask the visitor. "Yup." responds
>the farmer who then turns to his son and says "Son, go fetch your ma and
>let her show the man." and the son runs off and quickly returns alone
>saying "Ma's busy weighing the Mailman."
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