> ,I the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
> reasons:
> > >
> * I do physical labor
> * I work at great depths
> * I work head first
> * I do not get weekends off or public holidays
> * I work in a damp environment
> * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
> * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
> * I work in high temperatures
> * My work exposes me to contagious diseases
> >
> >
> > Response from the administration:
> >
> > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have >
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
> reasons:
> >
> * You do not work 8 hours straight
> * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
> * You do not always follow the orders of the management team
> * You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other
> areas
> * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
> * > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
> stimulated
> >in > > order to start working
> * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
> * > You don't always observe H&S measures, such as wearing the correct
> > >
> protective outfits
> * You don't wait till pension age before retiring
> * You don't like working double shifts
> * > You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have
> completed >
> > the day's work
> * > And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
> and >
> > leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
>
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