RE: Blondes

[Jim Hill <Jim_Hill@chsra.wisc.edu>]

A woman walks into the doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, I hurt every place on my body."
The doctor says,  "That's impossible!"

She explains,
"When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts.  When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts."

The doctor just shakes his head and asks,
"You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"

The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am.
How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."