An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded
by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he
said quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."
A ray of light fell from the sky and a voice boomed out, "No, you are
not screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of
the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life
out of the chief. He stood above the lifeless body, breathing
heavily, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of shock on their faces.
The voice boomed out again, "Okay, now you're screwed."
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