Honest,,,,,,it really happened!

["Gerald J. Brazil" <gerrybraz@voyager.net>]

Last summer I was walking through  the Porsche paddock and I happened to
overhear a conversation between a blond and a brunette. The blond was saying
that her boy friend lost a finger when he got it caught in the fan belt. The
brunette asked, "Did he lose the whole finger?"  To which the blond replied,
"No, the one next to it."