>A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons
>or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted and the horse
>immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
>pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
>for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
>
>She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
the
>side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
>its slipping rider.
>
>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the
>horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
>entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
>hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
>
>As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
>unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees
>her and unplugs the horse.
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