Irv's been a little quiet lately, so:
Paddy and Bridget had just got married. It was their wedding night in the
bridal suite. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible
shimmering silky negligee whimpering "Take me Paddy. Take me now!"
Paddy (having been a good catholic boy) was a virgin and didn't have the
faintest idea what to do next. Suddenly he had a brilliant idea. He dashed
out of the room and went to reception to ring his mum for advice. Her advice
was to put the hardest part of his body into where Bridget pees. Paddy was a
bit dubious about this but his mother assured him that Bridget would love
it.
Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Bridget if she was
ready.
Bridget shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!"
Then she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom and put his
head down the toilet.
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