> > > A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter.
> > >
> > > He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her
> > > knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals,
> > > looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the
> > > whole business.
> > >
> > > After a couple minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of
> > > peeved voice "Well, what the hell are you doing?"
> > >
> > > She said "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with
> > > no money - just looking."
> > >
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> > > Two men and a woman were sitting at a bar talking about
> > > their professions.
> > >
> > > The first guy says, "I'm a yuppie... you know, young, urban,
> > > professional."
> > >
> > > The second guy says, "I'm a dink... you know, double income,
> > > no kids."
> > >
> > > They then asked the woman, "And you?"
> > >
> > > She replied, "I'm a wife... you know, wash, iron, fuck, etc."
> > >
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> >
> >
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