Maybe a cheaper alternative move to the MRI would be to send the patient on an
air vacation.B B That way his condition could be scrutinized by Airport
security personnel.B B
Check this out:
Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department ofB Homeland
Security:
B
B Terrorist Plots DiscoveredB B B B B B B B B B B B B 0
B
TransvestitesB B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B
B 133
B
HerniasB B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B
B B B B 1,485
B
Hemorrhoid CasesB B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B 3,172
B
Enlarged ProstatesB B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B 8,249
B
Breast ImplantsB B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B 59,350
B
Natural
BlondesB B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B 3
--David C.
THE SENILITY PRAYER : B Grant me the senility to forget the people
B I never liked anyway,
B The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
B The eyesight to tell the difference.
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