*A little smile for the day. Not politically correct, perhaps, but I
smiled. Anon.*
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to
approach the bed.
'Lissin' a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber
revolver (you may insert "nail gun"), so you will always remember me.
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna
alika guns.
Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his
voice; 'Shuddupan lissin'.
Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful a
wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea a couple of bambinos.'
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day, you
gonna? comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do.. ..pointa to you watch and say 'Times up?'
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