On Dec 13, 2007, at 6:02 AM, Joe wrote:
> The mail coming in here is crazy! How do I stop this? Help!
>
>
>
> Joe Kerick Spridgets list is pleased to acknowledge your UNSUBSCRIBE
> request. Because of the unprecedented increase in the volume
> of both SUBSCRIBE and UNSUBSCRIBE requests, we have
> found it necessary to introduce a new procedure, as follows:
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> To effectuate UNSUBSCRIBE, you must carefully comply with the
> following instructions.
>
> First, send an E-mail message to your Internet Provider reqesting
> an Unsubscribing Kit be sent to you by regular mail. When you
> have received the kit, do the following in the order given. THIS IS
> IMPORTANT!
>
> The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending
> on your requirements, System A and/or System B can be used.
> When operating System A, depress the yellow lever and the
> Unsubscriber will be dispensed through the slot immediately
> underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip as
> instructed, attach the connector marked by a large "X" to the
> outlet hose. Twist the silver-colored ring located approximately
> one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. (You
> should feel and hear a gentle "click".) The Unsubscribing Kit is
> now ready for use.
>
> The Unsubscriber is activated by the small switch on the lip of the
> unit. Before pressing the switch, however, it is important that you
> first twist the chartreuse ring to the the ring to the left (counter-
> clockwise) until the two orange lines meet. Press the switch firmly,
> then disconnect. Be sure to replace the Unsubscriber in the handy
> receptacle located toward the rear of the unit so that it will be
> available
> for subsequent use.
>
> The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
> release switch places the Unsubscriber into position; it can be
> adjusted
> manually up or down by pressing the blue release button. The opening
> is normally self-adjusting, but occasionally must be leveled manually.
> To secure after use, press the green button. This simultaneously
> activates the evaporator and returns the Unsubscriber to its storage
> location.
>
> You may log off if the green exit light is on. If the red light is
> illuminated,
> however, one of the Unsubscriber requirements has not been properly
> implemented. In this eventuality, firmly press the "List Guy" call
> button
> on the right of the evaporator. Assuming he is not otherwise occupied
> at the time of your call, he will secure all facilities from his
> control panel
> at the offices of your Internet Server.
>
> If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
> button.
> When the twin panels open, pull control unit forward using the rings
> marked A & B. The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has
> three
> settings:low, medium and high. For normal use, the medium setting is
> suggested. After these settings have been made, you may activate the
> device by switching the clearly marked red switch to the "ON"
> position.
>
> If you find it necessary to alter the settings during the
> unsubscribing
> operation, first place the override switch in the "OFF" position.
> You may
> now make the settings change and repeat the cycle.
>
> When the green exit light goes on, you may log off and proceed with
> whatever other business is at hand.
>
> IMPORTANT NOTE: None of the above will be operative if by chance
> someone at your E-mail address has subscribed "In Perpetuity". Should
> that be the case, please immediately advise this office by return E-
> mail.
> You may include any other questions you might have.
>
> It is indeed a pleasure for us to be of service to you.
>
> The <Turbo!> List Moderator
>
> ###
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