I actually like the winner of the children's category better.
----- Original Message -----
From "David Lieb" <dbl at chicagolandmgclub.com>
To: "PETER SHULL" <pdx.pete@verizon.net>; "Spridgets"
<spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Saturday, July 30, 2005 2:57 PM
Subject: Re: Adult Content, LBC humor
>> Dan McKay, a computer analyst at Microsoft Great Plains in
> Fargo, N.D., bested thousands of entrants from North Pole, Alaska,
> to Manchester, England, to triumph Wednesday in San Jose State
> University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.
>
> He wrote: "As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual
> Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional
> yet
> pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold,
> aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners
> begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the
> shop manual."
>
> Now, now, you have to include the subsequent paragraph contributed by
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