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NO LBC AT ALL! Things you'd love to say out loud at work

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Subject: NO LBC AT ALL! Things you'd love to say out loud at work
Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:47:30 -0700 (PDT)
Cc: "spridgets@autox.team.net" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Just some fun stuff or stupid stuff, whichever
you want to call it. ;) 
Bree!

> 
> > Subject: Fwd: Fw: Things you'd love to say out
> loud
> > at work
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > > > 
> > 
> > > > 
> > > > > I've seen these before, but they're still
> > good! 
> > > > > 
> > > > > FW: Things you'd love to say out loud at
> work 
> > > > > 
> > > > > 1. I can see your point, but I still think
> > you're full of sh*t 
> > > > > 2. I don't know what your problem is, but
> I'll
> > bet it's hard to 
> > >pronounce. 
> > > > > 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 
> > > > > 4. I see you've set aside this special time
> to
> > humiliate yourself in 
> > > > public. 
> > > > > 5. I'm really easy to get along with once
> you
> > people see it my way. 
> > > > > 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
> > smarter. 
> > > > > 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to
> leave
> > a message. 
> > > > > 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 
> > > > > 9. It sounds like English, but I can't
> > understand a word your saying. 
> > > > > 10. Ahhh... I see the Screw-Up Fairy has
> > visited us again... 
> > > > > 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when
> I
> > was young and stupid. 
> > > > > 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust
> of
> > strangers. 
> > > > > 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I
> just
> > don't give a damn. 
> > > > > 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape
> over
> > your mouth. 
> > > > > 15. I will always cherish the initial
> > misconceptions I had about you. 
> > > > > 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and
> > challenged by your unique point 
> > >of 
> > > > view. 
> > > > > 17. The fact that no one understands you
> > doesn't mean that you're an 
> > > > artist. 
> > > > > 18. Any connection between you and reality
> and
> > mine is purely 
> > > > coincidental. 
> > > > > 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks. 
> > > > > 20. I'm not being rude. You're being
> > insignificant. 
> > > > > 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot
> > of Karma to burn off. 
> > > > > 22. Yes, I am and agent of Satan, but my
> > duties are largely ceremonial. 
> > > > > 23. And your cry baby whiny-assed opinion
> > would be...? 
> > > > > 24. Do I look like a people person? 
> > > > > 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with
> > fluroscent lighting. 
> > > > > 26. I started out with nothing and still
> have
> > most of it left. 
> > > > > 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we
> offer.
> > 
> > > > > 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 
> > > > > 29. Errors have been made. Others will be
> > blamed. 
> > > > > 30. I'm trying to imagine you with a
> > personality. 
> > > > > 31. Whatever look you were going for, you
> > missed. 
> > > > > 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without
> a
> > door. 
> > > > > 33. Can I trade this door for what's behind
> > door #1? 
> > > > > 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 
> > > > > 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 
> > > > > 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder- my work here
> is
> > done. 
> > > > > 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 
> > > > > 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I
> > just wanted a salary. 
> 
> 


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