Just some fun stuff or stupid stuff, whichever
you want to call it. ;)
Bree!
>
> > Subject: Fwd: Fw: Things you'd love to say out
> loud
> > at work
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > >
> > > > > I've seen these before, but they're still
> > good!
> > > > >
> > > > > FW: Things you'd love to say out loud at
> work
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. I can see your point, but I still think
> > you're full of sh*t
> > > > > 2. I don't know what your problem is, but
> I'll
> > bet it's hard to
> > >pronounce.
> > > > > 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
> > > > > 4. I see you've set aside this special time
> to
> > humiliate yourself in
> > > > public.
> > > > > 5. I'm really easy to get along with once
> you
> > people see it my way.
> > > > > 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
> > smarter.
> > > > > 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to
> leave
> > a message.
> > > > > 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> > > > > 9. It sounds like English, but I can't
> > understand a word your saying.
> > > > > 10. Ahhh... I see the Screw-Up Fairy has
> > visited us again...
> > > > > 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when
> I
> > was young and stupid.
> > > > > 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust
> of
> > strangers.
> > > > > 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I
> just
> > don't give a damn.
> > > > > 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape
> over
> > your mouth.
> > > > > 15. I will always cherish the initial
> > misconceptions I had about you.
> > > > > 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and
> > challenged by your unique point
> > >of
> > > > view.
> > > > > 17. The fact that no one understands you
> > doesn't mean that you're an
> > > > artist.
> > > > > 18. Any connection between you and reality
> and
> > mine is purely
> > > > coincidental.
> > > > > 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks.
> > > > > 20. I'm not being rude. You're being
> > insignificant.
> > > > > 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot
> > of Karma to burn off.
> > > > > 22. Yes, I am and agent of Satan, but my
> > duties are largely ceremonial.
> > > > > 23. And your cry baby whiny-assed opinion
> > would be...?
> > > > > 24. Do I look like a people person?
> > > > > 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with
> > fluroscent lighting.
> > > > > 26. I started out with nothing and still
> have
> > most of it left.
> > > > > 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we
> offer.
> >
> > > > > 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
> > > > > 29. Errors have been made. Others will be
> > blamed.
> > > > > 30. I'm trying to imagine you with a
> > personality.
> > > > > 31. Whatever look you were going for, you
> > missed.
> > > > > 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without
> a
> > door.
> > > > > 33. Can I trade this door for what's behind
> > door #1?
> > > > > 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
> > > > > 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
> > > > > 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder- my work here
> is
> > done.
> > > > > 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
> > > > > 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I
> > just wanted a salary.
>
>
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