>INDIANA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
> Please read all of these to the end...it will be its own reward.
>
>
> @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
> People in Indiana go swimming in the Rivers.
>
> @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> People in Indiana plant gardens.
>
> @ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Indiana sunbathe.
>
> @ +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Indiana drive with the windows down.
>
> @ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes.
> Wabash River water gets thicker.
>
> @ +20 degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and
>woolly
> hats.
> People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> @ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> @ +10 degrees People in Miami all die...
> Hoosiers lick the flagpole.
>
> @ -20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in Indiana get out their winter coats.
>
> @ -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.
>
> @ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Indiana Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
> enough.
>
> @ -80 degrees Mt. St. Helen freezes.
> People in Indiana rent some videos.
>
> @ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Hoosiers get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
> @ -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> Cows in Indiana complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
> @ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin
>scale).
> People in Indiana start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> @ -500 degrees Hell freezes over.
> The Colts win the Super Bowl!
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