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Limited LBC content - humor for the upcoming weekend

To: Spridget list <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Limited LBC content - humor for the upcoming weekend
Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 11:26:30 -0500
Organization: Nebraska Department of Agriculture
"If a Dog Were Your Teacher, This is What You'd Learn" (found this in a
newsletter, author was not cited.  It has been slightly modified for LBC
content, please feel free to insert your favorite animal pet or brand of
beer where appropriate).

~ When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

~ Never pass up the opportunity for a joyride.

~ Allow the experience of fresh air and wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.

~ Take naps, and stretch before rising.

~ Run, romp, and play daily.

~ Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

~ On hot days, drink lots of water (or insert favorite beverage here),
and lay under a shady tree.

~ Delight in the simple joy of a long walk (or drive).

~ Eat and drink with gusto and enthusiasm.  Stop when you've had enough.

~ Be loyal to your friends.

~ Never pretend to be something that you are not. 

~ If what you want is buried, keep digging until you find it (or solve
it).

~ When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle
them.  (I do this with my Sprite a lot)



Have a wildly fun Labor Day weekend, and remember: Safety Fast!

Tim C.

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