I have gotten on somebody's personal campaign because of my "attitude"
toward the 7 barn cats that let me park in the barn that I thought I owned.
I could think of nothing but you guys when I read this one!
Best wishes from my furry chocks: Pepperoni, Cheboygen, AM, FM, Lolita,
Tweedledee and Tweedledum. And occassional visotors, suitors, and big-time
lovers: Stripe, Tom, and Budweiser.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Cats United Against Deikis [SMTP:catloversunited@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 8:02 PM
> To: John Deikis
> Subject: From the "dog"
>
> How to bathe your cat
>
> 1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
>
> 2. Lift both lids, add shampoo.
>
> 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
>
> 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close lids and stand
> on top so cat cannot escape.
>
> 5. Cat will self agitate and produce ample suds ( ignore ruckus
> from inside
>
> toilet. Cat is enjoying this.)
>
> 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This will provide very effective
> power rinse.
>
> 7. Have someone open the outside door.
>
> 8. Stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly open both
> lids.
>
> 9. Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors where he
> will air dry.
>
> Sincerely, The Dog
>
>
>
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