> After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
> gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the
> nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the
> face.
> Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
> liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
> James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal
> government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on
> Osama's knee.
> Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James
> Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and
> America.
> As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him
> back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
> As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams
> "this is not what I was promised!"
> An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you,
> Dummy. What did you think I said?"
>
Coastie Bob
'74 Midget
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