Twas the night before Christmas,
> > > > > Da whole house was mella,
> > > > > Not a creature was stirrin',
> > > > > Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.
> > > > >
> > > > > When up on da roof
> > > > > I heard somethin' pound,
> > > > > I sprung to da window,
> > > > > To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"
> > > > >
> > > > > When what to my
> > > > > Wanderin' eyes should appear,
> > > > > But da Don of all elfs,
> > > > > And eight friggin' reindeer!
> > > > >
> > > > > Wit' slicked back black hair,
> > > > > And a silk red suit,
> > > > > don Christopher wuz here,
> > > > > And he brought da loot!
> > > > >
> > > > > Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
> > > > > And a yank on dare manes,
> > > > > He cursed and he shouted,
> > > > > And he called dem by name.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
> > > > > Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
> > > > > Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
> > > > > Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"
> > > > >
> > > > > As I drew out my gun
> > > > > And hid by da bed,
> > > > > He flew troo da winda
> > > > > And slapped me 'side da head.
> > > > >
> > > > > "What da hell you doin'
> > > > > Pullin' a gun on da Don?
> > > > > Now all you're gettin' is coal,
> > > > > You friggin' moron!"
> > > > >
> > > > > Den pointin' a fat finga
> > > > > Right unda my nose,
> > > > > He twisted his pinky ring,
> > > > > And up da chimney he rose.
> > > > >
> > > > > He sprang to his sleigh,
> > > > > Obscenities screamin',
> > > > > Away dey all flew,
> > > > > Before he troo dem a beatin'.
> > > > >
> > > > > Den I heard him yell out,
> > > > > What I did least expect,
> > > > > "Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,
> > > > > And yous better show some respect
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