Dave@Taos Garage Annex in Albuquerque
'59 AH :{) '54 BN1
Subject: Deadly Virus!!
>
> If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY.
>
> READ ON........
>
> Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty.
>
> It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
> delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
>
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
> your VCR and
> uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
> play.
>
> It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers.
>
> This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
> SHOWERING.
>
> It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU
> LISTENING??
>
> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
> expecting company.
>
> It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine,
> all the
> whil! e dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing
> their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
>
> It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
> only fun until someone loses an eye.
>
> It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
> passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which
> grossly
> change the interpretations of key sentences.
>
> If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98
> environment, it
> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously close to a full bathtub.
>
> It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
> pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
>
> ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
>
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
> hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
> you, ! sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
>
> Send to everyone .....
>
> In case you are a blonde (or named Nancy!), this is a joke.
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