That is what is SOOOOOOOOO GREAT about rednecks, they is to stupid to know they
were
insulted. They's dumber than Pollocks............
Chris Kotting wrote:
> LOL! So true...
>
> I once had the Midget parked at a local auto parts place (picking up
> parts for the boring car), and it was sitting next to a jacked-up
> pick-m-up truck with oversize "Gumbo Mudders". Fit the stereotype to a
> "T", even had a gun rack.
>
> When I came out of the parts place, there were the owner of said
> behemoth and his girlfriend (wife? Do they allow them to marry?). As I
> walked past, I heard the following conversation:
>
> He: Looka here. What kinda man would drive a silly littl' car like
> that?
> She: (slugging him on the arm) Shut up, Billy. I think it's cuuute!
>
> I just smiled, tipped my cap to the lady, got in and drove off. (Yes I
> literally mean cap, a proper British cap that I throw on sometimes when
> the mood strikes.)
>
> Looking in my rear view mirror, she was waving. He was standing there,
> realizing that he'd just been slammed, but not quite sure how.
>
> Chris K.
>
> Brad Fornal wrote:
> >
> > I have noticed at the car shows that the rednecks look at the car with
>disdain.
> > They take a glance, sneer, and walk on. Their girlfriends on the other
>hand, walk
> > forward looking backward at the car................ If they are cute
>enough, I
> > offer rides..........
> >
> > Ray wrote:
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