as to LBC content, perhaps #3 and #14??
>> Information you NEED to know...
>>
>>1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
>>the same night--ever.
>>
>>2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
>>not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would
>>be "meetings."
>>
>>3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>
>>4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
>>want you to share yours with them.
>>
>>5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
>>decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His
>>messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
>>
>>6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
>>
>>7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
>>seriously.
>>
>>8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
>>individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very
>>often, that individual is crazy -- or is perceived as such.
>>
>>9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
>>
>>10. Never lick a steak knife.
>>
>>11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
>>
>>12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
>>
>>13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
>>reason why we observe daylight savings time.
>>
>>14. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
>>gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
>>down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
>>
>>15. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
>>people who are not in them.
>>
>>16. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
>>person.
>>
>>17. Your friends love you, anyway.
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