Mr. X, The man of many lives - thank you for you response. It came two hours
ago and
I'm still rolling on the floor laughing my a** off!
Rick
"William M. Gilroy" wrote:
> Rick Fisk wrote:
> >
> > There are about a zillion different cars I'd like to own, but my current
>dream
> > car is a Ferrari 360 Modena. I know, I know - it's not an LBC<g>, but
>dang! what
> > a machine. If I could convince my wife to sell our house and live in a
>tent I
> > might be able to afford one. Fat chance - LOL.
>
> Rick here is what you need to do.
>
> 1. Find the Ferrari you want.
> 2. Get a girl friend (trust me this will make sense)
> 3. Do not let the wife find out about the girl friend or the plan will not
> work.
> 4. Get the girl friend to pose as your wife. This is done by telling her
> that the two of you will sell the house and move to where ever she wants.
> 5. Sell the house.
> 6. Cash the check.
> 7. Buy the Ferrari.
> 8. Drive like hell by yourself.
>
> Trust me it will work.
>
> Mr. X, The man of many lives.
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