Re: Intsrument Panel

["William M. Gilroy" <wmgilroy@lucent.com>]

type79@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> 
> Frank,
> Excellent response. Outstanding.
> 
> Now for something completely different.
> 
> Please enlighten us on the term "offer up..." as used in the factory manuals.
> 

To offer up you need the following:

        1.  An angry god of British Cars, or Lucas.  Many of these around.
        2.  An alter constructed entirely out of used British car parts.  This
        alter should look like a respectable alter.  If in doubt visit you 
        local house of worship.
        3.  One virgin.  Male for small sacrifices, Female for larger more 
        important sacrifices.  See a local grade school.
        4.  Perform the pagan ceremony of "offering up".

I think that about covers it. 

Bill "non sacrificial material, thank god" Gilroy
77 Midget
90 Shar-Pei