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>>>>On 7/29/99 5:53 PM so and so (Steven Fooshee) said. (And I quote:)
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>JD_Kemp@notes.ymp.gov wrote:
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>> One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner.
>> One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his
>> food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end
>> each sharpened to a point, this he used to spear his food and place it in
>> his mouth. The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his
>> one point tool and his four point tool.
>>
>> One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The chimp
was
>> distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.
First
>> he came upon the lion. "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point
>> tool?"
>>
>> "No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool."
>>
>> Then the chimp came upon the gorilla. "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have
>> you seen my four point tool?"
>>
>> "No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool."
>>
>> Then the chimp came upon the jaguar. "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you
>> seen my four point tool?"
>>
>> "Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I HAVE seen your four point tool."
>>
>> "Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.
>>
>> "I ate it." Said the Jaguar, smugly.
>>
>> "Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.
>>
>> "Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater Jaguar!"
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