At least he didn't write:
>>> "Sorry ASS Square body Spridget owner ....."
We all know that all Sprite Midgets are the best there are as far as
LBC's go!
Ric
But the RWA are the coolest!
-----Original Message-----
From: Peggy Bohler <pbohler@wenet.net>
To: Dave Woerpel <dwoerpel@wi.net>; Spridgets
<spridgets@autox.team.net>
Date: Thursday, July 08, 1999 12:57 PM
Subject: Re: FROG EYE JOKES
>
>does that mean the spridget has a square body or the owner has a
square body?
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>At 10:41 AM 7/8/99 -0500, Dave Woerpel wrote:
>>Larry, allow me a modification:
>>
>>
>>1. SHOULD READ: Sorry as a Square body Spridget owner. ;-)
>>
>>2. Add another to the list: What does a horny toad say?
Need-it,
>>Need-it
>>
>>Funny stuff! I'll use that in my classroom (Biology).
>>
>>Have fun!
>>Dave
>>59 :()
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Larry
>>>
>>>
>>> FROG JOKES FROM MY COLLECTION:
>>>
>>> Q: Why are frogs so happy?
>>> A: They eat whatever bugs them!
>>>
>>> Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
>>> A: They get tongue tied!
>>>
>>> Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
>>> A: Unhoppy.
>>>
>>> Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub
>>> scrubby-mit?
>>> A: A rubbit!
>>>
>>> Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
>>> A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
>>>
>>> Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking
>>> meter expired?
>>> A: It got toad!!
>>>
>>> Q: What's green green green green green?
>>> A: A frog rolling down a hill
>>>
>>> Q: What is a frog's favorite game?
>>> A: Croaket
>>>
>>> Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
>>> A: French flies and a diet Croak
>>>
>>> Q: Why did the frog say meow?
>>> A: He was learning a foreign language.
>>>
>>> Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
>>> A: He needed a "hopperation" !
>>>
>>> Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
>>> A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
>>>
>>> Q: How deep can a frog go?
>>> A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!
>>>
>>> Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
>>> A: Jumpsuits!
>>>
>>> Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
>>> A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
>>>
>>>
>>> Larry Macy
>>> 78 Midget
>>>
>>> Keep your top down and your chin up
>>>
>>> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
>>> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
>>> System Administrator/Manager
>>> Neuropsychiatry Section
>>> Department of Psychiatry
>>> University of Pennsylvania
>>> 3400 Spruce St. - 1015 Gates
>>> Philadelphia, PA 19104
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