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Subject: Dr. Spridget
From: "Toby Atwater" <tob@taltec.net>
Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 21:47:01 -0700
Reply-to: "Toby Atwater" <tob@taltec.net>
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cronic canine bonnet discolorus syndrome

Symptoms :

Unusual discoloration in the form of "wee wee" splatters appear on ones
bonnet after vertical storage over a period of time.... Discoloration seems
to be permanent and severely ugly...

Probable Cause:

A certain family dog marking the bonnet as his....

Treatment:

still in research..... TBA...

Cure:

Pain staking standing, prepping and re spaying of the entire bonnet is a
cure for this disorder.... however cheaper and less painful treatments are
currently in research....

crazy dog....



Toby


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