In a message dated 99-05-27 11:49:36 EDT, ulix@u.washington.edu writes:
> I might be into collecting stamps right now and
> have clean fingernails.
Great line! Good one heard last week at a baseball batting cage: My friend
Chris Schlarman (formula Ford and former Sprite racer) was hitting balls
with, as is our style, a wooden bat. The guy in front of us was using
aluminum and the "ping! ping!" sound made Chris say "If I heard that as the
sound of a ball hitting a bat when I was a kid, instead of wanting to be
Mickey Mantle I'd have probably thought of being a friggin' ballet dancer."
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