A little humour to end the week on, our fellow LBC's across the pond might
enjoy.
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after
finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.
As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and
decided to take a nap with his back against a tree.
As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and
heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one
said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under
his kilt." She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised
his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth.
Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us,
now! He must be rewarded!"
So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it
around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two
walked away.
Some time later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of
nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to
relieve himself. He raised his kilt...and saw where the blue
ribbon was tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the
Scotsman said...
"I donna know where y'been laddie...
......but it's nice ta' know y'won first prize!"
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