LMAO-that was great! And it's all true!
Laura G.
----- Original Message -----
From: Terry L. Thompson <tlt@digex.net>
To: <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Sent: Sunday, December 19, 1999 7:17 PM
Subject: Top ten reasons to own a Triumph Spitfire...
>
>
> 10. You can buy 6 Spitfires for the price of the most inexpensive new
Jaguar.
>
> 9. Convertible top helps ventilate the carbonmonoxide fumes out of the
> interior.
>
> 8. Atleast you don't drive a Hyaundai.
>
> 7. It's the only automobile with an expiration date (found on the driver's
> side B-post stamped on a plate with the words "Date of Manufacture" to the
> left of it).
>
> 6. They're biodegradable (they rust) and therefore environmentally
friendly.
>
> 5. Co-workers think that naming your car is "unique". They're also
> non-confrontational and tend to humor you in tense situations.... just in
> case.
>
> 4. Car thieves tend to target cars that are reliable.
>
> 3. It's light enough that one person can push it when it breaks down
> (...and it will.)
>
> 2. James bond is fictional, but your car really does dispense an oil slick
> and smoke screen! (if your piston rings are worn).
>
> And the number one reason to own a Triumph Spitfire...
>
> Chicks dig 'em.
>
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> Terry L. Thompson
> '76 Spit 1500
> Maryland
>
> When you hold an MS-DOS shell upto your ear, can you hear the C prompt?
>
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