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Subject: The Buffalo Theory
From: "Tom Shirley" <tshirley@VoyagerOnline.net>
Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999 09:23:09 -0400
WHAT A BREAKTHROUGH!  I SUSPECTED THIS ALL ALONG!
 
 The Buffalo Theory
 
  A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
  buffalo.  When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
  weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
  because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
  improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
  In much the same way the human brain can only operate as
  fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
  we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
  slowest and weakest brain cells first.
 
  In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
  cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
  why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
 
Tom Shirley Sale Creek, TN
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1978 Triumph Spitfire
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