<<Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is, like, night
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy friends for her?
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the
bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand....
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.>>
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