| Careful lads & lasses, you're falling into the trap. This way, they get you 
of the roads without provoking a long-overdue revolution: with gun AND car 
control we're helpless and trapped!
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"Sorry, but this 'no gas for three days' thing really doesn't do any
good. What really needs to happen is no DRIVING for 3 days. That's the
way to decrease consumption and send a message - for those that believe this 
is sending a message."
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All one has to do is buy just enough gas for your trip and keep the tank 
nearly empty - should drive the AAA boys nuts too!
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"Frankly, I'm excited about the potential for
  a slow-down in SUV sales. Maybe this will convince the majority of SUV"
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"SUV" is a misnomer in every respect. they're "PHT"'s - People Haulage 
Trucks. They promote that feeling of invincibility - particularly amongst 
the "Soccer Mom" crowd, which when coupled to the usual low-level driving 
skills clog the roads, one's vision and cause accidents/road rage. So do as 
I do: see a woman in a PHT packed with offspring and take evasive action. 
That way, you can at least see the road ahead instead of a PHT's backside - 
or up it's skirts! Alternatively drive 'em nuts by continually weaving 
swiftly from side to side; usually speeds 'em up or gets them out of your 
way once they've FINALLY looked in their rear-view mirror. Usually takes 3-4 
minutes though - they're invincible y'see! They OWN the road, dontcha know!
Pissed off Mogger
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