This warning is found in the "Service" section of the owners manual.
BMW did their best to translate their intentions.
"ACHTUNG!
Alles Touristen Und Non-technishen Lookens Peepers!
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfingenpoken und mittengrabben.
Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfuse, und
poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by
experten only. Is nicht fur gerverken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubberneken sightseenen keepen das cottonpicken hands in das
pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights."
(Sorry! I couldn't resist.)
Allen Hefner
SCCA Philly Region Rally Steward
'77 Midget
'75 Midget "The Project"
'92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport
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