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Subject: [OT- Humor] Real DMV Answers...
From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 1998 09:10:59 -0400
Thought you all might enjoy this. Happy Wednesday!

Larry Macy
78 Midget

Daily Humor:

REAL DMV Answers 

The following are a sampling of REAL answers
 received on exams given 
by the California Department of
 Transportation's driving school

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is
 crossing the road? 
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars
 approach a four-way stop at the same time? 
A: The pick up truck with the
 gun rack and the bumper 
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
 

Q: When driving through fog, what should you
 use? 
A: Your car. 

Q: What problems would you face if you were
 arrested for drunk driving? 
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot
 faster. 

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle
 if you could no longer 
drive lawfully? 
A: I would be forced to drive
 unlawfully. 

Q: What are some points to remember when
 passing or being passed? 
A:  Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is
 cute. 

Q: What is the difference between a flashing
 red traffic light and a 
flashing yellow traffic light? 
A: The color. 

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 
A: Heavy psychedelics. 

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic
 problem? 
A: Carry loaded weapons. 
 
 



Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Administrator/Manager
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104

Voice mail 215 662-2890


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