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Subject: The MG Trials
From: WJAD81D@prodigy.com (MR JOHN P ELWOOD)
Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 22:12:16, -0500
   You know my MGB, the convertible, the "good" one?  The one that 
went for a $15 inspection and got $900 in work done?  Well, that 
ain't nothing yet.
   It had been smoking rather heavily lately after having never 
smoked before.  I put in some Barhdahl and forgot about it.  Then it 
started eating oil like Ivana Trump eats cavier.  On the way home 
from UNH, when the car spent a week outside in the rain and being 
used for daily transportation smoking along the way... smoke starts 
coming from under the dash!
   Well, since we feel like we were screwed by the first garage, we 
decided that our MGs should go to the bodyshop where not only was my 
MGB-GT fixed masterfully, the carburettors were re-built and the car 
STARTS NOW!  IN THE RAIN EVEN! Anyway, back to the subject, we had it 
brought there.
   Between welding up the battery boxes, discovering that there was 
an arc somewhere with the windshield wipers (ah, so that's why they 
ddin't work), and practically re-wiring the entire dash (which, 
according to the bodyman, was totally fouled up), the bill now stands 
at $490.  That ain't the half of it, because when it was done, my 
father asked the bodyman to do to this car's carbs what he did to the 
carbs on the MGB-GT.  Whatever he did, the car runs like it's new, 
very smooth, quiet, faster, and better gas mileage.  So, why not have 
both MGBs run like that?
   Well, for starters there was no compression in cylinder one.  The 
bodyman calls, what should I do?  He takes off the valve cover, no 
troubles under there.  He calls my father, and off comes the head.  
Where has all that smoke been coming from?  Well, me think's that 
hole in piston one would do it.  
   So, this is how it stands:  The notoriously un-reliable MGB-GT 
from hell is running like a new car.  The MG Magnette Mk. III, which 
Mike Ash of "MGA!" once called "The all-time dog," is runnin glike a 
champ.  The MGB, our darling, with the new interior, absolutely no 
faults, not a single trouble for THREE CONSECUTIVE YEARS, now has a 
hole in the piston, nearly deadly electrical gremlins, and enough bad 
attitude to be a First Lady.  Do you think it's jealous?   Is there a 
law against owning three MGs and having them all running at the same 
time?  I know I once had them ALL running at the same time, only to 
have all three become undriveable in some way on the same day...   So 
far my car repair bills in the last 2 months..

$900- repairs to convertible (brakes, etc)
$70-  new generator for Magnette (wasn't the regulator)
$1400- bodywork, carb, and brake work on MGB-GT
$490- electrical gremlins on MGB
$_____ - New rings, new pistons, and whatever else on MGB

When does it end?  BTW, I just got a "Ford/Citibank Visa".  Don't 
think I'm selling out or anything...  All the money spent goes 
towards bonuses that can be used for a Jaguar.  And there is a 
certain convertible model I have my eye on...


    John, about $70,000 short of a new JAG!

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