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Subject: Warning
From: "Glen Barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>
Date: Mon, 8 Aug 2005 12:18:09 -0600
A bulletin was just issued by the Alabama Red Neck Kops the Keith turk is
headed west. All state agency's have been notified
as has all Target and Walmarts stores to lock up their carts as Keith has been
known to use the wire type to B-BAR-Q with. The state of Texas is really on
alert. Jon W. and Nancy have bail money just in case.

I would think Tonya would give KT a sleeping pill and drive herself thru
Texas. If you see a little ankle braclet with a black box atteached it's so
they can track him. Not sure if the salt will corrode
the electronics but I'm sure Dave Dalgren can fix it if necessary.

He says he sight seeing, I think he is looking for a long haired boy in a blue
suit that sings and has a broken down Harley. Some of you know the story.

Looking forward to the salt talks and Keith bashing at it's best.
I'm leaving in the morning and will let the Wendover riot squad be on alert
for a funny talking little guy from Alabama tthat looks like Charlie Chaplin
drinking diet moonshine in a coke bottle and chain smoking hand rolled
cigarettes.

See ya there

Glen






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