At 12:33 PM 5/8/2001 EDT, Bruce wrote:
>40 Things a Southerner Would Never Say
>
>40. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.
Bruce,
Here in N.C. I heard a report on the radio the other day that a laws been
passed making it illegal for persons UNDER the age of FOURTEEN to marry.
And another quick bit of Southern humor...
Q. How can you identify a coastal redneck?
A. By their smell...usually a mixture of stale gasoline and bait.
These are the same guys who run their riding mowers on last seasons race
gas.
Hey, there's a class we haven't talked about yet!! Got plenty of grass
at Maxton too!
Chuck
Pole Cat Hollow, NC
Any more "Coastal" and my feet'd be wet.
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